A 22 year old, half-Finnish Feminist ultra nerd. The Simpsons, transhumanism, RPGs, literary analysis and sweets give my life meaning.
Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or, time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny legs Magee. I’ll tell you that much.
Chloe and June | Don’t Trust the B—— in Apartment 23 2x04 It’s A Miracle…
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science
*closes all the blinds at 3 in the afternoon on a sunny day and takes a nap until 9 pm*
God I hate doing the register. I just realized, this one order probably wasn’t paid for because they swiped the card, and I accepted it, but then my finger slipped and I pressed check (like, paper check, do people still pay with those?) by accident.
And now I’m awake because I’m worried over this one $20 order.
And today, a lady asked for a dozen mixed cookies, and I had to just punch in a dozen cookies and then sweat profusely as I explained that we were out of chocolate chip.
Eurgh, sometimes I get my shit together and think everything is fine, and I’m super stable, but then I sweat over cookie orders and can’t go to sleep because my finger slipped and I’m reminded that I’m a literal crazy person and it’s never going to go away.
3 months and 1 day until I move to Austria and hopefully never have a service industry job again.
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JESSICA WILLIAMS! and some other dude. but JESSICA WILLIAMS! She should get top billing, I don’t care if they’re doing alphabetical order.
That other dude is Elliott Kalan, the head writer of the Daily Show who’s been there for over 10 years when he started out as an intern. He’s also one of the most brilliant and nicest people you’ll ever meet, so have some respect, kids.
Elliott Kalan fucking rules. Can confirm above comment. COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THIS.
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